Patrick and I recently discovered the cure for Cancer. We were sitting in his car, talking, when and old lady ran up to my window and pounded. I motioned at my window and shook my head. I then pointed at Patrick's head and gave a thumbs up. Three minutes later, the smiling old lady realized that my window was, in fact, broken and did not roll down. She quickly Dukes-of-Hazard'd it across Patrick's hood and pounded at his window. He rolled it down, narrowly dodging a punch to the face.
"Here, try this!" the old lady exclaimed.
Now, if you know Patrick, he doesn't possess the hesitative habit that most of the human race has. He just do